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ESSEX SAYINGS TEA TOWEL
ESSEX SAYINGS TEA TOWEL
Pickup available at Studio
Usually ready in 5+ days
Description
Essex Sayings Tea Towel – Well Jel! 💅✨
“Shuuuut up!”, “Oh my gawd!”, “I ain’t being funny but…” If you’re Essex through and through, this Essex Sayings Tea Towel is a must-have for your kitchen. Packed with iconic Essex slang, it’s the perfect gift for TOWIE lovers, Essex legends, and anyone who knows their way around Sugar Hut!
☕ For the Kings & Queens of Essex…
Whether you’re gossiping over a cuppa, popping to Lakeside, or getting glam for a night out in Chelmsford, this tea towel will bring a bit of Essex sparkle to your kitchen. Ideal for Essex girls, lads, and anyone who loves a bit of bling!
✨ Key Features
💎 Premium Cotton Fabric – Soft, durable & highly absorbent
📏 Generous Size – Approx. 50 x 70 cm for superior dish-drying power
🎨 Digitally Printed in the UK – High-quality print that lasts wash after wash
🫧 Easy Care – Machine washable at 30°C
🎁 Perfect Gift – Ideal for proud Essex legends, expats, or anyone who loves a bit of TOWIE charm!
🛍️ Bundle & Save – Any 3 Tea Towels for £30!
Why stop at one? Mix & match any 3 tea towels for just £30 with code 3TEATOWELSFOR30 at checkout. Absolute steal, babes!
🚚 Fast UK Shipping & Offers
💖 Ships within 1-3 working days
🎗️ Free UK shipping on orders over £50
💅 Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, and Essex babes missing home!